Lesson #17: How to tell if you’re becoming a werewolf.

I was asked to write this one, and it’s taken a little research. The first question you should ask yourself, and yes,  this may be the biggest question, is, “Have you been scratched or bitten by a large creature recently?” If not, there’s almost no chance you’re becoming a frightening puppy.

If you answered “yes” to the first question, inquire as to your habits around the full moon. Ask others, since you may have blacked out during that time.  If your brother saw you turn into a gangly wolf and eat someone, then yes, you are a werewolf.  If not, ask if you have a pattern of disappearing around the full moon  or getting uncharacteristically irate.

This leads to the third issue. In both Twilight and Being Human, is feeling a little “wolfie.” Is it harder to control your temper? Are you more inclined to follow your baser instincts? You could just be going through puberty or need anger management classes, but don’t forget to add “becoming a werewolf” to the possibilities.

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This is Josh from the U.S. Being Human. He’s feeling a little wolfie.

 If you follow Twilight, one key seems to be body temperature. Do people keep telling you that you have a fever? Has anyone been burned by your touch recently? Both should signal concern.

The fifth alarm bell in werewolfery is appetite.  Have you been a vegetarian for years, but suddenly need a bloody steak?  Maybe you’re just low on iron, maybe not.

If you do find you’re a werewolf, get help, seriously.

This is my assessment, dear readers. Come on, let me know what I’ve missed. I am humble in my limited knowledge.

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4 responses to “Lesson #17: How to tell if you’re becoming a werewolf.

  1. OK first of all, its not always “being bitten or scratched” it could be any thing that gets THEIR DNA in YOUR body. Second, that’s not always the case of “werewolfism”. And third, yes. Its in a wolf’s nature.

  2. I don’t know if I was born one but I always have a wired feeling on a full moon like something bad is going to happen

  3. zachary daniels

    I’m an alpha werewolf and I will take any newcomers aj.

  4. Weird things have been happening since i went two camp A month ago and some one in my school is a werewolf and he keeps thretening me because its his territory but today i told him toget over it and hit him to let him know i was not playing around should do because he doesnt want a pack and hes threatening me grrr boys sometimes i need someone to talk to about this stuff because need someone with experience of being a werewolf to let me know i am one for sure

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